Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight
I got a feelin' that something ain’t right
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I’m wonderin' how I’ll get down those stairs
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Here am I stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you
And I’m wonderin' what it is I should do It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losin' control, I’m all over the place
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Here am I stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothing
And you’re proud that you’re a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please, please
Well, I’m stuck in the middle with you
And I’m wonderin' what it is I should do Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
I don’t think that I can take it anymore
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Here am I stuck in the middle with you
Well, you started off with nothing
And you’re proud that you’re a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please, please
Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight
I got a feelin' that something ain’t right
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I’m wonderin' how I’ll get down those stairs
Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
Here am I stuck in the middle with you
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you
Stuck in the middle with you