Yo, there’s a party going on the east side
Call up the peeps, get the car washed, and we ride
Cause everybody’s gonna make it, all the shakers and movers
The illest DJs too, so dust off all the maneuvers
And I’mma probably need to iron a shirt for this
Break out the shoes I reserve for church for this
Gonna socialize 'til we suffocate
Each a bunch of stuff I hate
Then be nice and ask for another plate
Maybe get asked what I do for a living
Tell 'em I rap, so they can produce me a rhythm
And I rhyme on the spot, my favorite activity…
Yay! Festivities!
Captivity!
Tell a bunch of jokes, I’ll pretend to enjoy
We’ll be stuck in conversations that we’d tend to avoid
Sounds great, so I sigh and grab my coat
The new book that I’m reading and prepare to go
About to turn off the lights, hit the TV
When across my screen, yo, what do I see?
A Netflix ad, Daredevil’s out, the full season
This is pleasing— I don’t think I’m leaving