Tried to run from it Tried to hide
Tried to put it on a train
Kicked and smacked it with a blunt shovel
Tried to write it off in a big refrain
To this day it hasn’t gone away, it hasn’t gone away
Tried to lose it in the forest
Behind a breadcrumb trail
Hit it with a flat bed truck
Dropped it in the middle of the bottom of the ocean
Slipped it in my most poisonest of potions
Threw it off the aqueduct
To this day it hasn’t gone away, it hasn’t gone away
Infest it with the plague
Run it over with a dozer
I let it slide, let it slide from a steep mountainside
To this day it hasn’t gone away, it hasn’t gone away